My god Kraft what are you selling me
I don’t know but i’ll take 7
There’s a fine line between being honest and being a cunt.
Chicken Nugget Thief
My mom and dad thought they outsmarted me when they chained the refrigerator shut. but today I…
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
| computer: | whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR |
|---|---|
| me: | shh it's ok |
Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued
And I really can’t with him
oh my god
What even
They tried to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no
(via abandoned-voices)
when that voice takes over…
Every day…
(via abandoned-voices)
(via abandoned-voices)
(via abandoned-voices)
Reblog this and see what you get.
| 1: | You’re ugly. |
|---|---|
| 2: | I hate your tumblr. |
| 3: | I love your tumblr. |
| 4: | You’re my Tumblr crush. |
| 5: | Your Tumblr is amazing. |
| 6: | You’re hot. |
| 7: | You’re gorgeous. |
| 8: | You’re pretty. |
| 9: | I want your number. |
| 10: | I’m on your blog often. |
| 11: | I want you. |
| 12: | You're lovely. |
| 13: | You're fucking sexy. |
| 14: | I want to hug you. |
| 15: | Let me love you. |
